Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The Longest Name

Came across an article about the official longest name in the U.K

The UK 's Deed Poll Services mentioned that a 23 yr old James Bond fan has officially changed his name from David Fearn to

"James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond"

Thats basically the name of all Bond movies till date. Talk about obsessions! His reasoning was
"I wanted to be James Bond and now I am. It's the ultimate fantasy"

Well brother, good luck to ya! I wonder how is he going to introduce himself. Imagine him going to some pub and after a few drinks a hot chick came in. He walks over and introduce himself

James: Hi!
Chick: Hi!
James: Im James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever....errr errr wait...
i think it is James Dr No From Russia With Love The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill...errr...i cant remember..
Chick: Crazy fella (and walks off)


If he is working, imagine how tedious it would be to fill up forms. I dont think there would be enought space for his name. :)

If he is still schooling, he better make sure he dont break any rules. The cruelest form of punishment from a teacher......


"WRITE YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD FOR 100 TIMES!!! YOU BLARDY NAUGHTY KID!! "

:)

3 Comments:

At 9:54 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha.. what the hell?? hmmmm... i thought jo lim would have the longest name.. joseph lim zhi yiu heang weang!!

 
At 9:57 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh.. which teacher uses the word blardy in front of the student?? =P

 
At 1:35 am, Blogger zewt said...

british are idiots..

 

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