Wobbly legs and pain in the ass!

Its been two horrible days for me. It all started with a friend who suggested detox for our body and daring me to do it. Being macho, i must accept challenge lo... never back down from a dare..thats my motto and im now regretting it.

To initiate the detox, all you need is a pack of "EPSOM SALT" available in major pharmacies (only cost 5 bucks for this sucker). Dont even read the instruction outside the box, it will only scare you off the process. Uses of Epsom Salt includes....fertiliser for plants, external application on skin to ease muscle pain and fabric softener. I was like "huh!" nothing about mixing with water and drinking it!

But my friend keep insisting its ok to drink the deadly concoction. So like a sucker...i mixed two huge tablespoon with warm water and gulp it down. It tasted horrible! Drank another 4 cups of water as instructed by this FRIEND, and waited for reaction. 2 hours passed...nothing happened...just some minor growling in the stomach but other than that nothing. Drank another 2 cups of water, still nothing. Little did i know its the calm before the storm!

My stomach starts to churned inside out, growling horribly. And then it happened. The dam was broken by the force of the rushing water. Being a smart alec...i was still wearing long pants with the belt fasten. Timing of running to the toilet, unbuckling belt and taking off pants is less than 10 seconds. The moment i sat down, it was like a waterfall...none stop...going and going. All the water i drank came out instantly. This is round one.

After the first round...i feel dehydrated. So i drank more water...BIG MISTAKE! 5 minutes later im in the toilet again...everything out again....by the time im finished...my legs were wobbly. i crashed to the sofa...lying there exhausted. That was round two.

Im dehydrated...dying for water...yet i know if i drink more water, i will go through hell again. Furthermore the toilet stinks...and my ass hurts! So its a catch-22 situation. Quench your thirst or continue purging. So i thought maybe one cup of water will not be so bad...BIG MISTAKE! Round three! That it...i had enough.. no more water for the moment... i rather die of thirst then going through it again.

The good thing is my stomach feels empty...and i dont feel like eating so i skipped lunch and dinner. I dont think anyone would have the appetite to eat, not after going thru the smell, looking at the end product and the energy wasted on waste.

I dont think i will be doing it for a long time......if you plan to do it.. GOOD LUCK! just make sure you are not having a date that same day...or even the next day.... you dont want to leave some smelly impression!