Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Malacca Part 2

After a breakfast of nyonya laksa and cendol, decided to walk around Jonker street. Jonker street would be heaven to those who loves antiquities, arts and crafts. Hang around until noon and was getting tired, so we decided to check in at Riviera Bay Hotel near Klebang Beach.

The hotel room was huge! Much much bigger than any other hotel rooms I have been. I think you can comfortably fit a family of seven into it.

Ok, first thing i did when in the room was to relief myself...(to pee pee) too much cendol and cold drinks. So as i was standing there relieving myself, i noticed that toilet bowls in hotels normally have different set-up. In hotels, the toilet bowls are normally half filled with water... like a mini pool. I dont understand why they want so much water in the bowl. Cant they just use the normal set up whereby there is very little water down at the bottom?

Why am i being fussy?! Well the hotel set up is not suitable for guys! Normally a straight guy will be standing up while doing his business... so imagine with so much water in the bowl, a mixture of water and yellow matter will be splattering out to the floor and to your leg as you pee pee. You cant ask a guy to sit down and pee pee... its kind of wierd too. This hotel set up for toilet bowls is definately not suitable for straight guys.

Anyway, why would they do that?! The only reason that i can think of is.... to minimise the occurence of your mud cakes being smudged on the toilet bowl. Example, if you are processing your mud cakes, in the hotel toilet bowl set up, your mud cakes will be hitting the water first and then would be dissolved into chocolate water... so no yucky smudges on the bowl and no need to clean up so much.... but my complaint is, if you are processing some heavy duty mud cakes, it would behave like a bomb and as it drops... DOM! SPLASH! you would have stuffs smeared on your butt cheeks.... gross!...

I still dont understand why they want to set up the toilets in such a way... do you?

3 Comments:

At 3:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 3:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how come you guys can't just SIT down to pee pee? why?

 
At 7:48 pm, Blogger ubean said...

its a man thing to stand and "pee pee". If you are gifted with a hose, then you use it like a hose. You can aim and shoot...:)

 

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